11 May, 2012

family jewels

in honor of mother's day i wanted to share a few gems from my own mother...

1.      if you can fix it with money, it’s not a problem worth worrying about

2.      chemicals are bad! you can clean everything with vinegar and baking soda

3.      when boys are scantily clad and cheering on girls for chasing a ball…then you can be a cheerleader

4.      being pretty is subjective, being smart is not

5.      only boring people are ever bored

6.      if you can read, you can cook. but it’s unlikely  you’ll get paid for it

7.      if a man can do it, you can too

8.      if being gay were really a choice, don’t you think all women would be lesbians?

9.      i don’t know why people think you are so tall; maybe you have a big mouth? (i am only 5ft 3in tall)

10.  Boy George is NOT going to marry you!


don't forget your mother this sunday...

*photo credit marie cassatt child reaching for apple


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